So lately I’ve been having the best ideas for status updates while driving but by the time I get home, eat, shower & chill for a few they don’t seem to have the same punch. That’s where you all come in. Tell me which, if any would be good as an update. That’s all, I’m just looking for some advice, no prize will be won and no reward is offered for your advice. Sorry. So anyway, on with the possibly soon to be statuses!
Sometimes I wish House was real because if I ever happened to contract some rare, unknown symptom, I’d like to think that was the team of doctors working on figuring out what it is.
Currently looking for investors to fund my new invention -- the Stop Slap. Picture this, you’re traveling at an average 30 miles per hour and as you come to a cross street some idiot coming out of it fails to not only notice the stop sign but also to look both ways to notice you. Well that isn’t likely to happen for long once the Stop Slap hits the market. It will sense a stop sign and anytime the driver blows it without even so much as slowing down a big hand reaches out from the steering wheel and slaps the driver. It’s experimental and just in trial phase but I think it could really sell.
Today I am grateful for: the fact that (we don’t have any easily accessible firearms in the house that I could use for whatever reason I see fit) I’ve gone three days with no cigarettes!
Finally, it’s raining! Been waiting for that free car wash since getting back from Martha’s Vineyard.
Dear USA Network, I love all of your shows. That is all. Love, Me
Has anyone looked back at the pictures from the 80’s and truly opened their eyes to the clothes everyone wore? Wait, that’s rhetorical. The answer must be no because if they had there is no way any of those clothes would be coming back into fashion again. The ballerina flats, skinny pants, leg warmers and jelly bracelets are making me feel like I’m 8 and going to a gymnastics meet all over again.
Is excited to be one rejection closer to a published manuscript! It was my first so I guess the bud is off the rose, thank goodness. She was really nice about it too, likely a form but extremely cordial and super fast (only 3 days!)***
Either air horns are suddenly in fashion or there is a wild elephant on the loose in my neighborhood.
***Okay in all fairness this actually was a status update, but I figured I’d share the news with everyone who I’m not linked with over at Facebook. I have sent out two query letters so far and was recently rejected for the first time. Halleluiah for that monkey finally being off my back -- getting the first rejection -- now I can just get on with the business of researching and sending out more queries (most to be rejected of course) until I get the sample chapters out, then the full MSS out and FINALLY the agent who takes me on and sells it!